jokeKing logo

3000+ funny dad jokes good or bad here waiting for you. I tell dad jokes every day, sometimes dad laughs.

nsfwspoilerLongReligionWalks into a barBlondeKnock-Knock JokeMeanJokes ApprovedPoliticsdirtydadjokedarkjoke🍌jokes for kidmath jokesyo mama jokesclean dad joke
avatar AlessandraPoledance 6 day.agoViagra has instructions, "Keep away from children"
What kind of man do you think I am?
0
1
avatar Joel_Boyens 6 day.agoMy stylist had me sign a contract to do my hair.
She wanted me to accept her perms and conditioners.
46
0
avatar Ok_Zombie_8354 6 day.agoWoman who dated 50 ghosts, finally married one...
She found her boo
78
11
avatar Plane_Veterinarian25 6 day.agoDid you hear about the guy with a great sense of humor and bladder issues?
Apparently he was always Ha-pee. Shared with me by my 10 year old. Not his best work but I was still very proud :-)
5
0
avatar doravec88 6 day.agoWhat does it mean?
My daughter(8) has started telling dad jokes, what does that say about me and my jokes?
0
4
avatar tsturte1 6 day.agoI hate having to buy bait for my favorite sport. For my birthday my wife bought me a 3 month subscription box for starting a worm farm. So I unwrapped and open my first box.
It was full of dirt. Turned out it was a fishing scam.
173
8
avatar Case_Ace 6 day.agoWhy is it so important to be extra cautious before eating wild fungi?
Because there isn't mushroom for error.
11
9
avatar mikethejoe 6 day.agoWhat is a monk’s weapon of choice?
Nunchucks
7
3
avatar CharmingHoneyy 6 day.agoWhat Asian stereo type do you hear the most?
Personally I've got a Sony surround sound system.
166
12
avatar God-2008 6 day.agoI have no more dough in my house
I knead to go to the store
15
9
avatar yallareTRASH69 6 day.agoWhy do Americans build houses with wood?
>!Because they are anti-cementic!<
0
0
avatar FrequentlyOdd 6 day.agoWhere do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.
23
2
avatar asromatifoso 6 day.agoA stack of pancakes and a side of bacon walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Get out! We don't serve breakfast here."
190
5
avatar MrTrick 6 day.agoApplied dad joke
At the carnival with my kids I saw an teenaged boy and his friends wearing a crocodile shirt queuing for the jumping castle slide thing. There was a big beetle about to crawl up his leg so I said to him "Don't move!" and rescued it. (and him) Later on I saw him queuing again and saw my dad-joke opportunity. I said "Wait up, there's something on your shirt!" <mild panic> "...oh, it's a crocodile!"
8
0
avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 6 day.agoSometimes I put ice cubes on my eyeballs.
It’s the only way I’ll ever look cool.
13
3
avatar RobIson240YT 6 day.ago2 musicians made a song about how one punched the other.
It was a real hit.
16
3
avatar Opportunist_Ad3972 6 day.agowife said if I get one more bad gift for her birthday, she’ll burn it
Im thinking, candle?
1119
36
avatar Civil-Needleworker-8 6 day.agoWhat kind of food destroys a man's sex life?
Wedding cake.
442
56
avatar tsuggitt 6 day.agoThis weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the yodeling Shetland pony. Unfortunately, Timmy had to cancel.
He was a little horse.
58
8
avatar Majorpain2006 6 day.agoI like to throw soy sauce at sad people
Kikkoman while he’s down.
334
15
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆