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avatar Random_Thought31 1 mon.agoWhat to say when the cashier asks: “Would you like your bread in a sack?”
Baguette.
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avatar Cowhat_Librarian 1 mon.agoIf you counterfeit A&W's signature product...
Are you a rootlegger?
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avatar helpmefindalogin 1 mon.agoAge is not a number
It’s clearly a word. (AARP Magazine-May/June 2025)
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avatar andersonfmly 1 mon.agoA few years ago I saw Mr. Hackman washing his hands, so I said…
Hygiene!
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avatar berkleysquare 1 mon.agoI limped into a Rheumatology department in a hospital and a doctor shouted Gout!
I replied, I've only just got in!
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avatar Drake6978 1 mon.agoI wanna get a tattoo of Chinese characters "我不会说中文".
If anyone asks me what it means, I can tell them...
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avatar BrandyAid 1 mon.agoWhy did Beethoven hate chickens?
When he asked them for their favorite composer they kept saying Bach Bach Bach
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avatar apocalypticcow 1 mon.agoYou know why a grouping of crows is called a murder?
Because any time you have a bunch of crows in one place, that's probable caws
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avatar LovelyDaisyDrop 1 mon.agoMy sex life is like a Ferrari.
I don’t have a Ferrari.
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avatar JTKatt 1 mon.agoI Came up with a Scheme to Make Money from the Police
I get a bunch of Edgar Allan Poe books and rent them out. Its Poe Lease
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avatar pittgraphite 1 mon.agoFinally, the wife and I decided we don't want to have any children.
We will be telling them tonight at dinner.
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avatar PotentialTurnover335 1 mon.agoDid you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
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avatar PotentialTurnover335 1 mon.agoI bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
Then I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
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avatar Dashover 1 mon.agoMy builder said we’re having lunch on Monday
But it’s not set in stone
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avatar soundchapp 1 mon.agoMy 4 year old nephew can't say please in Spanish.
That's poor for four.
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 1 mon.agoDid you know from where the first trans people came?
from Egypt, It was when daddy's became mummy's.
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avatar Prize_Foot6408 1 mon.agoLast night I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke up, my pillow was gone
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avatar Kable35 1 mon.agoDid you know that Gwyneth Paltrow name her daughter apple?
Now she's not gonna be compatible with any of the other children
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avatar jstein916 1 mon.agoWhy is the ride always bumpy when you drive with an electrician?
Because they don't like shocks.
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avatar ExtremelyOnlineTM 1 mon.agoI owe my bookie $30k, and my son just got into a prestigious HCBU
I have a Grambling problem.
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