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avatar sulldanivan 1 mon.agoWhat do you call a bear with diarrhea?
Panda Express.
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avatar Itamarep 1 mon.agoMy wife called me from the car to remind me that we are going to her parents instead of relaxing at home
I hate auto-correct
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avatar ilikesidehugs 1 mon.agoOn our way to dinner we heard a loud ‘pop!’ Followed by ‘flap-flap-flap’. I pulled over and after a few seconds of silence my wife looks at me and says, “I’m pretty sure you need to change a tire.”
I’m like, “You *literally* just told me before we left that I looked great.”
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avatar Make_the_music_stop 1 mon.agoI got a job as a cuckoo in a huge cuckoo clock in my local mall.
The pay is not great, but it gets me out of the house.
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avatar Wannabe_Buddha_420 1 mon.agoWhat mental condition do soldiers get before going to war?
PreTSD
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avatar _WalkTheEarth_ 1 mon.agoa pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...
CLONK! CLONK! CLONK!
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avatar Rhyze 1 mon.agoWhat do you call an animal park with only Tibetan dogs?
A Shih Tsu
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 mon.ago*Teleports behind a group of unemployed children*
Nothing personnel, kids.
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avatar jumblebee22 1 mon.agoSansa: “Father, I’d like to marry Geoffrey and become the queen of seven kingdoms.”
Ned: “Sansa, you have no chansa.”
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avatar donttakethechip 1 mon.agoYesterday I posted a video of me inflating a balloon over my head.
Today I realised it’s really blowing up!
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avatar Chakasicle 1 mon.agoI have frequent issues and sometimes pain in my feet
It runs in the family.
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avatar gohitt 1 mon.agoWhat's the chemical formula for water?
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, my teacher told me it's H to O.
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avatar Realistic-Twist-3112 1 mon.agoNever discuss infinity with a mathematician.
They can go on about it forever.
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avatar Turfanator 1 mon.agoWhat did one knife say to the other knife?
You're dull mate. I've met tacks sharper than you.
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avatar wizzardious 1 mon.agoA man tried to assult me with milk
How dairy
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 1 mon.agoMy friend Ana easily spots blue, orange and yellow flames and their respective heat. This is the reason I call her...
Fire Distinguisher
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 mon.agoDon't ever make fun of a dot.
You don't want to diss a point.
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avatar genxfrom66 1 mon.agoI had to hire an exorcist
The only warning that he gave me is that I if I fall behind on my payments I get repossessed
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avatar Heroic-Forger 1 mon.agoWho was the most bloodthirsty antelope in history?
Vlad the Impala.
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avatar ConstantDesmond 1 mon.agoI once got my picture taken with R.E.M.
That's me in the corner!
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