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avatar incredibleinkpen 29 day.agoI knew the marriage was over when I got home and greeted our pet parrot.
And he said, "Don't tell her husband."
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avatar OneSalientOversight 29 day.agoHollywood was shocked when Faye Dunaway was murdered...
they said "They've done away with Faye!" . . . . . . . (note: she's not dead)
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 29 day.agoI recently dropped 15 pounds
Now my friend won’t let me hold his baby.
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 29 day.agoWhat do you call James Bond with yellowish hairs ?
James Blond
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avatar ryonnsan 29 day.agoIf you have a stressful life, you should learn counting in Spanish
I mean, UNDOSTRESS
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avatar mrl33602 29 day.agoWhat’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
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avatar Puzzleheaded_Two415 29 day.agoI saw a Subway without a drive thru.
I thought: "Are we supposed to drive through the store?"
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avatar thisDiff 29 day.agoA brief history of time
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
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avatar orbweaver82 29 day.agoMy grandfather flew planes in World War 2
But then they told him to stop wasting paper.
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avatar TheRtHonLaqueesha 29 day.agoWhat's the fattest city in Germany?
München, because they're always munchen on food.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 mon.agoI once had a perfectly made flatbread pie with tomato sauce and cheese, expertly executed by an artisan chef.
It was a master pizza.
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avatar ChromeDipper 1 mon.agoWhat do you get when you're bitten by a animal friendly Vampire?
A petabite.
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avatar PurPah 1 mon.agoMy gay friend finally admitted she was a plant mom
So I asked her if she was getting a child from Plant Parenthood
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avatar Slowloris81 1 mon.agoActors and directors feel like they can accomplish anything at the upcoming film festival.
They have a real Cannes-do attitude.
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avatar SeaworthinessFar675 1 mon.agoWhat’s the prequel of the hunger games called?
The Peckish games
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avatar BrandyAid 1 mon.agoLPT: Never date Egyptian divers.
When there’s issues, they tend to always go straight into the Nile.
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avatar redditboy123451 1 mon.agoWhat is it called when you try to catch the frontman of the Police doing a crime?
a Sting Operation
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avatar the-real-kuzhy 1 mon.agoWhat’s a construction worker’s favourite genre of music?
Drill.
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avatar michaelY1968 1 mon.agoI couldn’t decide what to have with my leftover Buffalo sauce
So I decided to wing it.
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avatar Key-Specific-4368 1 mon.agoWhat do you call an Italian hooker?
A Pasta-titute
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