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avatar WorkN-2play 1 mon.agoDid you hear about lady charged for shooting her husband in the leg right below his crotch because he cheated?
She could only be charged with missed a weiner!
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avatar Effective_Thought918 1 mon.agoA farmer walks into his house…
And he discovers a cow sitting on his sofa. The cow says to the farmer, “Actually, this is a couch.”
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avatar Sea_Economics1032 1 mon.agoI bought 2 boxes of Tic Tacs from this guy on the street once.
He told me they were all in mint condition.
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avatar scottmc94 1 mon.agoWill these portabellas fit in the fridge?
I don't know if there's *mushroom* left.
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avatar 11B-33T 1 mon.agoWhat did the hamburger family name their daughter?
Patty!
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avatar amateurfunk 1 mon.agoI hate to bring up politics, but Trump accepting that jet as a gift
is just plane wrong.
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avatar Yokelele 1 mon.agoDid you hear about the thrilling new Netflix series that is sure to take your breath away?
They’re calling it Strangler Things!
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avatar crohnscyclist 1 mon.agoDark humor is like healthcare in the US
Not everyone gets it
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avatar 333iamhalfevil 1 mon.agoWhat do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
A milk dud.
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avatar PokemanBall 1 mon.agoCompanies make a lot of baffling decisions because they don't want to make sense.
They want to make dollars.
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avatar JR-Just-Random 1 mon.agoSon: Do you know any cowards?
Dad: The only cow word I know is moo.
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avatar hacksawjim89 1 mon.agoBee's Lawyer; "Is it true that you threatened to burglarize my client's home?"
No, I told him that if he stung me, I'd break into hives.
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avatar VordovKolnir 1 mon.agoMy daughter was upset that it was raining and said "I wish I had a gun that could shoot the rain and make it go away." Obviously I told her that would never work.
For that you need a rain bow.
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avatar DanteOrangello 1 mon.agoX-Men Follies
Professor Xavier: What is your mutant power? Me: Hindsight Professor X: That’s not going to help us. Me: Yes, I see that now.
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avatar 1Universal_Turtle 1 mon.agoI once met a trans baker with a long last name.
He was used to being miss spelt.
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avatar CharlesFeatherman 1 mon.agoWhat do you call a really stupid cow?
A moooron.
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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 mon.agoWhile out boating my son told me he felt like he was constantly being watched by the ocean.
I said eye sea.
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avatar estand91 1 mon.agoI know you probably heard about alphabet soup as a kid
Well as an adult have you heard of times new ramen?
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avatar MaCk_Pinto 1 mon.agoI told my brother i was gonna make a belt out of watches...
He told me that's a waist of time
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 1 mon.agoI tomade up a joke about pizza and a broken pencil
Unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless.
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