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avatar dolfanchris 29 day.agoI’m most comfortable farting in the bathroom while I pee
It’s my Gas Station
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avatar ilikesidehugs 29 day.agoStatistical data show that an overwhelming majority of people who consistently speak the truth are openly gay men.
Deviating from this data are out-liars.
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avatar Toeknuckles 29 day.agoSomeone once offered me a free radio, but the volume was permanently stuck on max.
I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
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avatar fireburner80 29 day.agoPooping is completely exhausting.
It really takes a lot out of me.
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avatar Careless_Spring_6764 29 day.agoWhy did the parrot chase the duckling?
Polly wants a quacker
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 29 day.agoThe Police knocked on my door to tell me that my dogs were chasing people on their bikes.
"Don't be ridiculous" I said. "My dogs can't ride bikes!"
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avatar ivebeenthrushit 29 day.agoWhat did the pirate say when he lost his parrot?
Polygon
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avatar Away-Thought-612 29 day.agoWhat do you call an Italian foot pervert?
Fetish-eenie
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avatar JohnHoot 29 day.agoMy wife says I’m getting too upset when playing Capcom games.
She doesn’t want me to turn into a Street Fighter Alpha male.
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avatar wildcard_71 29 day.agoI was hot to go on the field trip with my kid…
because I’m a Chappell Roan.
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avatar fallinouttadabox 29 day.agoMy wife was worried about bad weather during our European vacation, so I booked her a helicopter tour of Barcelona
Because the rain in Spain stays mainly on the planes
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avatar ilikesidehugs 29 day.agoI finally got to shake hands with my culinary idol - a legendary Greek chef. First thing he says is, “You should know - I’ve gone vegan.”
When he saw the disappointment in my eyes he just sighed and said, “Look, kid…never meat your gyros.”
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avatar SoNowYouTellMe101 29 day.agoMy dad gave me an AM radio for my birthday. What an idiot.
He knows I'm never up that early.
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avatar dune_know 29 day.agoWhy was the pawn shop owner thrilled to see R.E.M walk into his store?
R.E.M brought some Strange Currencies with him!
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avatar GiborDesign 29 day.agoHow can you convert a satanist?
Just beat the hell out of him.
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avatar pakage 29 day.agoA Mexican man was arrested for the attempted murder of his wife
He was trying Tequila.
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avatar Make_the_music_stop 29 day.agoPeople always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
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avatar HeavenToHalima 29 day.agoWhat did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless
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avatar TheAmazingSlowman 29 day.agoI considered researching professional athletes who are also convicted criminals, but I was not sure if it was actually a good idea.
So I made a pros and cons list.
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 29 day.agoWhat did the lawyer say to the sad dentist who had just been prosecuted?
Tooth hurts
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