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avatar Jealous-Body7346 22 day.agoSmell this
Hnmm, does this smell like chloroform to you?
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avatar GotMyOrangeCrush 22 day.agoI just landed a marketing position at a company that makes foam rubber…
So far it seems like a pretty cushy job.
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avatar Heroic-Forger 22 day.agoWhy do dodo birds' nests smell bad?
Because their eggs-stink.
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avatar Whatifitsbroken 22 day.agoWhy do Norwegians put barcodes on the side of their boats?
So they can scan de navy in
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avatar darthaditya 22 day.agoWhat do you call the priest on Sesame Street?
Pastor of Muppets
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avatar DumplingsOrElse 22 day.agoWhat do you call the guy who controls an actor?
Adam’s handler
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avatar in_kent 22 day.agoI want to learn how to sew.
It’s not as easy as it seams.
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avatar Past_Body_9133 22 day.agoWhat meat is missing in Bruce Wayne's hometown?
Pork, because even in the name it asks "Got ham?"
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avatar New2RedBeNice 22 day.agoWhy the banana went to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
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avatar Mysterious-Diet9187 22 day.agoSo I went to an eye doctor, and he asked me, "Can you imagine a world without glasses?"
"Yes," I said, "we wouldn't be able to drink water then."
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 22 day.agoI googled 'lost medieval servant boy'...
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
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avatar Sir_Pluses 22 day.agoWhat do you call a dog’s first meal of the day?
Barkfest!
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avatar StrafemOrigin 22 day.agoI was asked to name two structures that contain water...
I was like "Well, dam!"
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avatar kbbajer 22 day.agoIf you want to become a successful DJ
you gotta to start from scratch.
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avatar Financial-Week-9151 22 day.agoWhy is it spelled "camouflage"?
and not
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avatar Make_the_music_stop 22 day.agoWho said, "Go ahead, make my day."?
Harry Callahan / Clint Eastwood Who said, "**Hasta la vista, baby**." T-800 / Arnold Schwarzenegger Who said, "**Don't push me man, just don't push me**." Humpty Dumpty
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avatar pLeThOrAx 22 day.agoWhat do birds do when they get together?
They exchange pleasant trees
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avatar Julero33 22 day.agoWhy can’t the British pronounce the letter T?
Because the Americans dropped it! I don’t know if it’s original I did come up with it, and wanted to test the wa’ers
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avatar iShitSkittles 22 day.agoThe inventor of cold and flu syrup died..
He'd left us with such a good invention that there was *no coffin* at his funeral.
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avatar Nivedan_Saraswat 22 day.agoI was walking past a farm and a sign said: Duck, eggs!
I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me.
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