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avatar PeteAllan 21 day.agoMy buddy keeps asking me to rate his new gf out of ten.
I've told him it's asinine. Boobs a seven and face an eight.
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avatar GoodwilIbuyer 21 day.agoMy little boy asked what caused the water cycle
I said sun, why do you ask
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avatar bimmerfeller 21 day.agoIt turns out, Americans do use the Metric system....
.... In Schools. It's usually a 9mm.
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avatar grofva 21 day.agoI hired a handy man & gave him a to-do list while out of town
When I returned, he had only completed #1, #3 & #5. Turns out he only does odd jobs
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avatar muppetpins 21 day.agoWhat’s the best stock to buy?
DraftKings—it’s just betting on the house.
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avatar Ethicstest 21 day.agoTried to start a business deodorizing fiddles.
But nobody much cares for scents-less violins.
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avatar aprilokeard 21 day.agoI wasn't given a cremation permit...
I had to urn it.
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avatar prlugo4162 21 day.agoWhich government agency is responsible for regulating halitosis?
The US Mint.
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avatar prlugo4162 21 day.agoMexican guy goes to Little Caesars and is didappointed.
He was hoping to find nose hair clippers.
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avatar jemjon69 21 day.agoI sat down today to do an Airfix kit but I couldn’t. The instructions were all metallic and shiny.
I thought some bastard has foiled my plans
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avatar sex_drugs_polka 21 day.agoI made my gf a lovely Lebanese dinner but it ended up giving her food poisoning.
Safe to say i falafel about it
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avatar jemjon69 21 day.agoI heard today that the American factory which makes coins shut down completely and no one knows why
I thought. That makes no cents
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avatar MartianHunter420 21 day.agoWhich luxury car is preferred by sushi chefs around the world?
Rolls rice
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avatar mommypanda35 21 day.agoI just got kicked out of a secret cooking society
for spilling the beans
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avatar urbanek2525 21 day.agoMy kid says they want me to spend a bunch of money on a 3D printer.
I pointed out that our cheap ink jet printer can print all the "D"s they need.
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avatar Man-e-questions 21 day.agoWhat did Abe Lincoln say when he got a kidney stone?
This too shall pass!
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avatar Rob_Haggis 21 day.agoA pun walks into a bar and kills 10 people.
Pun in, ten dead.
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avatar Major-Dingus 21 day.agoI created a great name for a new fighting video game…
But the name was already Tekken.
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avatar ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME 21 day.agoI took my friend whose a DJ fishing one time and it was horrible
He kept dropping the bass.
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avatar DereLickenMyBalls 21 day.agoBurglars took all of my possessions but left my Play-Doh collection
I don't know what to make of it
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