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avatar grimescene2 15 day.agoDo you know what was the old capital of Nepal?
Kathmandid!
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avatar Meerkat_Mayhem_ 15 day.agoIn the middle of a conversation, my best friend interrupted me and then tried to sell me an old extension cord
It was a shameless plug
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avatar Meerkat_Mayhem_ 15 day.agoThe weatherman said wind speeds can go as high as 200 mph! I simply couldn’t believe it.
That just blew me away.
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avatar mrl33602 15 day.agoI made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
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avatar ZappBrannigansLaw 15 day.agoWhat is the favorite pizza sauce of a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe?
Marinarnia
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avatar berkleysquare 15 day.agoMy wife decided to sleep in the spare bedroom because she's sick and tired of my bedtime Elvis impersonations.
I knocked on her door at 3am and said Are You Lonesome Tonight?
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avatar BeeinB278 15 day.agoMy friend just told me that a kicked down door has no purpose in life
What a totally unhinged thing to say!
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avatar afm00dy 15 day.agoWhy did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication?
For Hispanic attacks
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avatar WorriedPain1643 15 day.agoWhich animal is the most pessimistic?
Horses, because they seem to nayyyyy all the time
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 15 day.agoDo you know what Wiz Khalifa and Khalifa tower have in common?
Both are high.
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avatar subillusion 15 day.agoRomans...
Why do Romans laugh at charity raffles? >! Because when they see a 50/50, they L0L !<
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avatar Masselein 15 day.agoI bought a time machine that can send people 26 years into the past. When I told my wife, she said, “1999?”
She must’ve been really confused. It was obviously way more expensive than that.
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avatar TBANE713 15 day.agoWhat size breasts do ghosts have?
Entities
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avatar Puzzleheaded-Book876 15 day.agoWhat do you call a song about headaches from David Bowie
Under high blood pressure
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avatar EuenovAyabayya 15 day.agoI'm convinced CoPilot is a Miami fan...
...no matter what I tell it, it won't move the fins to the back. https://i.imgur.com/teKcdpC.png
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avatar 1401rivasjakara 15 day.agoWhy is papa holy and catholic when next to the Chicago subway?
He becomes PAPAL.
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avatar araloss 15 day.agoWhat kind of bees make milk?
Boo-bees.
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avatar Puzzleheaded-Book876 15 day.agoDoes a boat travel in km?
Obviously knot!
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avatar pittgraphite 15 day.agoTold my wife to be honest to herself, and just embrace her mistake.
Gave me the biggest hug in the world!
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avatar Itamarep 15 day.agoWhich organization doesn't offer its guests hot coffee?
ICE
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