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avatar ActualElk7496 12 day.agoWhat do you call a woman born between two thorns?
Rose
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 12 day.agoTwo Pirates were talking about Chat GPT and the Captain comes and asks.. "What's that?"... The Pirates reply...
AI AI Captain.
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avatar RestingBitFace 12 day.agoI thought I just got a kiss from my cutie wife.
But it was a kiss from COOTIE wife!
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avatar SonOfWestminster 12 day.agoWhy aren't horses allowed in King Authur's court?
Because they only have a Camelot
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avatar houndoom92 12 day.agoDon't like Alexa listening in on your conversations?
Try Alex the male version... it doesn't listen to anything.
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avatar Hddc123 12 day.agoI asked the mailman if he could help me butcher some meat, he said, “Why would you want me to help, I’m just a mailman?”
I said, “The guys at the post office said that for 10 bucks a package, you could de-liver anything”
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avatar Bart2800 12 day.agoWhich bird can mimic a pelican?
A peli can.
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 12 day.agoWhat's the name of the terrorist organization where a bunch of middle aged people go around bombing stuff?
Mid-life cr-ISIS
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 12 day.agoDo not touch
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
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avatar ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME 12 day.agoA beluga is the heir apparent to the British Crown
He was recently anointed as the Prince of Whales
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avatar True_Chizler93 12 day.agoI woke up today laughing
I think I slept funny
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avatar True_Chizler93 12 day.agoI tried to convince my friend I was made of Leather
Alas, he wasn’t suede by my argument…
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avatar True_Chizler93 12 day.agoI don’t like songs in Em
They give me the E B G B’s
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avatar MaCk_Pinto 12 day.agoSomeone asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was...
it was a complete guess but I was right
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avatar MaidMarian20 12 day.agoHow many dads does it take to change a light bulb?
One to fetch the ladder. One to go back to the hardware store to get the right bulb. One to look up and say “uh huh.” And the rest to stand around debating charcoal vs. gas.
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avatar EighthOctave 12 day.agoA woman goes to a hematologist.
The hematologist says, “I’m sorry ma’am, I can’t see you. You need to be seen by the shematologist.”
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avatar velvetyrope 12 day.agoHow do you cheer up a Blue Whale?
You tell a killer whale joke!
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avatar logansworth 12 day.agoI seek out brands of tuna NOT labeled as "dolphin safe"
I'm hoping to give my life more porpoise
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avatar asromatifoso 12 day.agoWhat is Bigfoot's favorite exercise?
Sasquats.
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avatar Lymkepi 12 day.agoWhat do you call a muslim rat?
A Mouselim
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