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Why do Romans laugh at charity raffles? >! Because when they see a 50/50, they L0L !<

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1. The music school auditions for the singing group included answering a lot of very invasive questions.

It was an inquiry.

2. A Stoner finds a dirty old lantern and gives is a rub when suddenly a Genie appears out of the lantern.

The Stoner is surprised when the Genie thanks him for releasing him and says “I can grant you three wishes, what is your first wish”. The Stoner says “I wish me and you could smoke nice fat joint” and like magic a beautiful joint appears and they both smoke it. After they finish, the Genie asks “ok, what about wish number 2” to which the Stoner says “how about we smoke another joint” and like before another doobie magically appears and they both enjoy it. The genie then asks “what do you want for your third and final wish” and the Stoner said “Let’s have another joint together” which they do and they enjoy smoking in the sun. At the end of the last joint the Genie disappears back into the lantern leaving the Stoner alone. Five minutes later, the Genie reappears out of the lantern and says to the Stoner “what do you want to do about this fourth wish?”

3. It's hard to resist, singing "The Lions Sleeps Tonight".

Because it's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...

4. I did one of those genetic tests, and they called me to tell my my DNA was reversed.

I was like "AND?"

5. The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

6. What is 5q + 5q?

10q You're welcome.

7. What should you never learn the alphabets from a pirate?

You’ll never get past the C

8. no matter how much you push paper

it’ll still be stationery

9. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor?

It was just a stage he was going through.

10. Where does a messy eagle go shopping for a new nest?

At the Grocery (gross-eyrie). - an original from my 10 year old.

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