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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar FriendsRidePow 1 mon.agoHow do you tell the sex of an ant?.
Drop it in a glass of water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boyant.
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avatar Onereasonwhy 1 mon.agoA couple returns from a date and she invites him in
Her: Did you bring protection? Him: Why? Is there a burglar inside? Don’t worry, I know karate. Her: No, like a condom Him (gives a weird look): You want me to fuck him??
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avatar God-2008 1 mon.agoWhats the most violent mountain?
Kill-A-Man-Jaro
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 1 mon.agowhat do sperm and lawyer have in common?
one in 3 million can be a human
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avatar BuzzyBug 1 mon.agoQ. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job still sucks.
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avatar dsvengalis 1 mon.agoWhy did the porcupine get fired from the balloon factory?
He fucked his secretary Edit:spelling
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avatar Hemenocent 1 mon.agoAsking for a friend
Does a hj from a deaf/mute count as oral? I mean it's hard for her to answer with her hands full, so I'm guessing.
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avatar Curben 1 mon.agoWhy are many lesbians still attracted to Dwayne Johnson
Because Rock beats scissors.
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avatar OZFox42 1 mon.agoA husband says to his wife:
"I'm going to take a picture of your boobs and frame it." "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it," she replied.
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avatar Electrical-Search818 1 mon.agoWhy can't orphans play baseball?...
Because they don't know where home is...
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