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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar SionGest 21 day.agoA man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned I was with seven different women last night."
The priest is silent for a moment, and then says "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp. "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man. "No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face!"
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avatar stereoroid 22 day.agoWhat do you call someone who’s really in to 18th-Century Japanese history?
An Edo-phile.
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avatar BareMemories 22 day.agoAsshole
I saw this asshole in my bathroom after I got out of the shower, I need to stop brushing my hair in the mirror.
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avatar ApprehensiveWork9476 22 day.agoWhat did the hooker do at the traffic jam?
Whorn
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avatar Deeohgee024 23 day.agoWhat do the Irish call 66% of a proper shite?
Two turds.
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avatar StockInitial4460 23 day.agoWhat worse than waking up after a party and finding a peni drawn on your face?
Finding out it was actually traced.
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avatar ScotchandRants 23 day.agoDad Jokes - For adults
If a bra strap is a over the shoulder bolder holder.... Whats a Jock strap? .... Its an under the butt, nut hut!
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avatar RaceFan90 23 day.agoI said to my wife that she’d look sexier with her hair back
Apparently it’s insensitive to say that to someone during chemo.
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avatar te0b0 23 day.agoWhat did the elephant say to the naked man?
It's cute, but can you breathe through it?
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avatar Omeganian 23 day.agoThe Top Things Uttered by Yoda During Sex
11. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 10. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 9. "Feel the force!" 8. "Foreplay, cuddling -- a Jedi craves not these things." 7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" 6. "Do me or do me not -- there is no try." 5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" 4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" 2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are! 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
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