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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar HalimaSalehx 17 day.agoA woman breaks up with a man with a small penis
His friends were amazed he didn't seem hurt or fazed by the breakup. "It's ok", He said. "I wasn't that into her."
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avatar barewear2267 17 day.agoIf I die of bronchitis I insist on a closed casket viewing
In case I have a coffin fit
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avatar HeavenToHalima 17 day.agoMy wife is a sex object
Every time I ask for sex, she objects
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avatar HeavenToHalima 17 day.agoMy wife is a sex object
Every time I ask for sex, she objects
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avatar DustySwordsman 17 day.agoWhat do you call a charming young strawberry?
A rizzberry
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avatar ClockTower83 17 day.agoWhat kind of potato loves watching sports?
A spectator! 🥔
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avatar Mediocre_Metal_7174 17 day.agoDid you know that if you flip a canoe upside-down, you can wear it as a hat?
Because it's cap sized.
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avatar Rabieshijax 17 day.agoIt's weird pirates decided to call it booty instead of booby.
Since they treasure chests.
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avatar jack2of4spades 17 day.agoWhy can't you catch a Muslim during Ramadan?
'Cause they fast
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avatar LargeManufacturer782 17 day.agoWhat do you have when you have two balls in your hand?
A man’s undivided attention.
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