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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar LargeManufacturer782 17 day.agoI’m not addicted to brake fluid.
I can stop anytime I want.
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avatar LargeManufacturer782 17 day.agoDid you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
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avatar alanmitch34 17 day.agoSomeone brought a fruity drink mix to the office. Easy enough...just add water...but somehow it turned into a whole thing. Too many opinions, not enough cups. People argued over powder ratios like it mattered. We got thirsty. Irritable. Eventually, someone figured it out and we queued up.
Anyhow, it tasted fine. It just took too long to get to the punch line.
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avatar RelationshipSofty 17 day.agoDid you know fries weren’t originally made in France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
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avatar Individual_Agency703 17 day.agoA very specific joke for people who work in wastewater treatment.
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avatar New-Cow-4176 17 day.agoToday I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison ball
I thought, that’s a little condescending.
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avatar Dadpool2420 17 day.agoWhat do you call it when a plane crashes on 2 potheads?
Killing 2 stoners with 1 bird.
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avatar cleetus12 17 day.agoEveryone says there's no money in the restaurant biz...
But I bet I could make a mint selling ice cream.
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avatar MaidMarian20 17 day.agoDid you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
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avatar Longjumping_Event_59 17 day.agoWhy did the train conductor get fired?
He couldn’t stay on track. It derailed his whole career. Sometimes, he still rides old trains when he needs to blow off some steam.
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