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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Upbeat_Classic_1182 5 day.agoWhat did the doctor charge the barista who was coughing too much
Coffee
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avatar Cardiff1979 6 day.agoWhich dinosaur was the quickest?
The prontosaurus.
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avatar hacksawjim89 6 day.agoTIL If you run a zoo, you can't ever leave a koala alone. There must be at least two of them in their enclosure at all times.
That's the bear minimum.
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avatar chubbychappie 6 day.agoIf an apple and an orange are walking down the street together, does that make them a pear??
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avatar Delivery-Plus 6 day.agoWhite Castle bought a baseball team
I guess the pitchers can only throw *sliders*.
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avatar OskarTheRed 6 day.agoWhat kind of culture does this subreddit belong to?
Pop culture!
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avatar spacemouse21 7 day.agoI asked the bulb how he was feeling about his current situation.
He said he was feeling light-headed.
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avatar theJoneser 7 day.agoWhen I was young my mom would take me to her yoga classes, but then she’d want to leave early.
So I’d say, “Nah Ma stay!”
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avatar anonymousPuncake1 7 day.agoWhat did ant-boyfriend gave to his ant-girlfriend?
A pendant with an inscription: "for my gallant 🐜 love❣️".
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avatar IcyCryptographer6997 7 day.agoA pick six
Once there was a dad who liked to play practical jokes on his kids. He and his kids were both huge fans of Top Gun. So when his son wasn't looking he picked his nose, got a good one and flicked it on the back of his son's shirt. His son didn't notice, so the dad spoke up: "You've got a bogey on your six".
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