I asked the bulb how he was feeling about his current situation.

He said he was feeling light-headed.

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. If your health insurance company ever denies your claim to pay for a wheelchair, try shouting a few insults at them over the phone.

Then they might recognize your diss ability.

2. What do you call a display of *Great White* sushi?

A Sharkuterie Tray.

3. What do you call a display of *Great White* sushi?

A Sharkuterie Tray.

4. Why did the Turtle cross the road?

Just for the shell of it..

5. I hate people that don't have toes

Because I'm lacktoes intolerant.

6. People ask why I don't print words and text with my dominant hand, even though I'm left handed.

It's because I right.

7. Why did our great grandparents have so many kids?

Because in those times ladies were not allowed to open their mouths.

8. Researchers discovered the purpose of the Easter Island status: very early advertisements

For Head & Shoulders shampoo

9. I just visited a Spanish village

With brand new signs on every corner saying “Calle”. The mayor’s brother-in-law told him that to attract more visitors, he should put up street signs.

10. Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks

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