Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
IcyCryptographer6997 7 day.agoOnce there was a dad who liked to play practical jokes on his kids. He and his kids were both huge fans of Top Gun. So when his son wasn't looking he picked his nose, got a good one and flicked it on the back of his son's shirt. His son didn't notice, so the dad spoke up: "You've got a bogey on your six".
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...wants to pleasure themselves before attaining the rank of Master, they don't masturbate... They have a Padawank instead!
Or as he called it, a “Juan on Juan”.
...he is doing better currently....conducting himself properly.
He doesn't just understand sin. He also understands cos.
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Now, Hugh, let's say he'd been hitting the sauce a little too hard. Was starting to act a little violent. He was ready to pick a fight, you see. And when Fox tried to calm him down, Hugh Jackman, in a fit of drunken rage, pounced on him and started beating him up. Mick Jagger witnessed all of this unfold, and so his response was to try and break it up by shouting "Hey! Hugh! Get off of McCloud!"
It's *ourfield*.
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