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If a Jedi...

...wants to pleasure themselves before attaining the rank of Master, they don't masturbate... They have a Padawank instead!

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1. Did you hear that someone actually made it through the impossible mountain pass?

Snow way!

2. What did the bartender in a saloon in Gettysburg say to the Confederate soldiers that walked in?

Your money is no good in this town.

3. never spell suoregnad backwards

it’s really dangerous

4. I hurt myself digging for gold.

Fortunately, it was a miner injury.

5. Why didn’t the well get to the party?

It didn’t finish today’s bucket list

6. The recipe said remove the steak from the refrigerator and allow it to reach room temperature..

Which according to my wife is either freezing cold or way too hot in here.

7. Did you know bread is on sale for Black Friday?

It doesn't cost a lot of dough…..

8. Why has the bicycle fallen down?

It really was two tired

9. how do cells communicate each other?

They use cell phones.the best part? they never ran out of electrons for charging truly a very impressive phone for a protontype

10. Why are there so few vampires in business?

Too many stakeholders!

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