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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar AcheyBreakyJakey 29 day.agoA programmer walks into a bar..
Holds up 2 fingers, and says "3 beers please!"
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avatar DaFoxtrot86 1 mon.agoA guy walks into a bar and sees a beaver seated at the counter
He sits next to the beaver and notices it looks upset. So he asks it what was wrong. The beaver said it lost it's job that day. And the guy exclaims "Oh damn!". And the beaver says "How did you know?!"
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avatar Micro_Pinny_360 1 mon.agoA frat boy, a pirate, and a cow walk into a bar.
The frat boy and the pirate see the cow and begin to question each other on what to do with it. This devolves into an argument, where they ask who each other works for. The cow then lets out a long moo. Both fall silent before exclaiming, "How did it know?!"
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avatar Ralph--Hinkley 1 mon.agoFreddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar...
They didn't planet that way.
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avatar Gil-Gandel 1 mon.agoSixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
followed by Batman.
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avatar NYY15TM 1 mon.agoA lady walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre
So he gives it to her
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avatar PotentialTurnover335 1 mon.agoA man walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head.
The doctor asks, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my butt?"
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avatar well-of-wisdom 1 mon.agoA horse walks into a bookstore.
The store keeper asks, "why the long face?" The Horse replies, "I thought this was a bar"
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avatar jabberjaw750 1 mon.agoA duck walks into a bar
Tells the bartender … gimme a roast beef sandwich .. the bartender says .. I’m sorry we do t serve ducks here .. get the hell out .. next day the duck waddles up to the bar and says gimme a roast beef sandwich ! Bartender again says I told you we don’t serve ducks here and if you come in again I’m gonna nail your beak to the bar !! Sure enough next day the duck comes back and says “ you got any nails ? “ Bartender says no .. “Then gimme a roast beef sandwich ! “
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avatar StockInitial4460 1 mon.agoA dung beetle walks into a bar and says....
Is this stool taken
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