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avatar funkellwerk71 11 day.agoWhat Did Hendrix Order At KFC?
Little Wings
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avatar karma_virus 11 day.agoA-List Celebs are famous and successful, B-List, famous but not successful. C? Kinda Neither. What about D to F Celebrities?
"D to F" Celebrities are the ones few people know about, but they always show up to the conventions for the groupies
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avatar PlayerHeadcase 11 day.agoA bear walks into a bar and says "ill have a pint of... ... ... ...beer, please"
The barman says "what's with the massive pause?"
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avatar FricknPlausible 11 day.agoWhy did the bank ban Superman?
Because Krypto bitcoin.
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avatar MedicMac89 11 day.agoWho do the Ninja Turtles call when they’ve broken a bone?
Their Master Splinter
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avatar ActualElk7496 11 day.agoWhy does Elton John make a terrible Santa Claus?
He only has a tiny Dancer
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avatar ilikesidehugs 11 day.agoI was surprisingly underwhelmed by the Smithsonian’s new exhibit of Abraham Lincoln’s personal diaries.
Turns out, it’s just Lincoln Logs.
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avatar gottistotwot 11 day.agoA guy walks into a bar with a giraffe.
He orders a drink, and the giraffe sits down beside him at the bar. After a while, the giraffe falls asleep and slumps to the floor. The bartender looks at the guy and says, “Hey, you can’t leave that lying there!” The guy replies, “It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
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avatar k_woz1978 11 day.agoWhere does Luke Skywalker go shopping?
He goes to the second hand store.
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avatar Rossum81 11 day.agoLego just donated one million dollars to the Boston Public Library.
Apparently it was a block grant.
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avatar im-not-a-crack-pot 11 day.agoHow did Batman figure out the murderer was the first villain he suspected of?
Cause he deduced it with Arkham's razor
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avatar TheQuietKid22 11 day.agoI know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas...
but they usually go over people’s heads.
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avatar MaCk_Pinto 11 day.agoHow much room do you need for a fungi to grow ?
as mushroom as possible
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avatar ilikesidehugs 11 day.agoI thought a Texas woman’s favorite clothing would be her boots.
Turns out is a sh-y’all.
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avatar Man-e-questions 11 day.agoI saw a fireman releasing a bunch of female sheep on the side of the roads to eat all the brush in the hills. I asked him why they were all female. He said…
“Only ewe can prevent forest fires!”
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avatar Slowloris81 11 day.agoI felt bad for the emotionally unsettled bee I found sleeping in a flower.
His life was completely in phlox.
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avatar lewisb42 11 day.agoDadjokied my son this morning: Driving him to the bus stop, he makes a comment about at least he has his viola case with him (no backpacks allowed this last week of school). I told him he should name it "Justin" (trap: SET)
Him: why? (*bait: TAKEN*) Me: because then it'd be Justin Case. (*trap: SPRUNG*) Him: \[groan audible on Mars\]
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 11 day.agoJust got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts
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avatar Sir_Pluses 11 day.agoWhat do you call a bug that can’t decide whether to eat your house?
A ter-might!
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avatar Sir_Pluses 11 day.agoWhere does a boat go when it’s sick?
The dock-tor
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