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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Lambdoid 1 mon.agoHow much does a newborn grizzly weigh?
The bear minimum.
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avatar BuzzyBug 1 mon.agoQ. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.
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avatar Chemical-Tap5838 1 mon.agoHow does a black woman know she is pregnant?
When she takes her tampon out all the cotton has been picked.
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avatar DinglebarryHandpump 1 mon.agoYou have to admit that despite having Parkinson's
Michael J Fox is still among Hollywood`s movers and shakers
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avatar JJtheonesss 1 mon.agoA Jewish man walks into a brick wall with a full erection
Craziest case of a broken nose I've ever seen
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avatar YesterdayFront2831 1 mon.agoHow do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It's not hard.
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avatar D4zzl 1 mon.agoWhat's blue and fucks old people?
Hypothermia.
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avatar Response-Cheap 1 mon.agoI once dated a woman with the same name as my mom.
I wasn't allowed to say her name during sex because it reminded her of my girlfriend.
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avatar Banned_Opinions 1 mon.agoAn elderly woman on a walker enters a sex shop...
She heads over to the guy at the register and says, "D...d....dddddoo you sell any d...ddd...dildos?" He says, "Uh, yes ma'am we do." She replies, "D.dd..dd.do you have any dd.ddd.ddd..dd dildos that are p...ppp....pp..pink and t..t..tte. ten inches long?" "Uh, yes ma'am we do." "Well h...hhhh.how in the ffff...f.fff..fuck do you t.tttt.turn it off?"
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avatar Slomaroma 1 mon.agoWhat’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea?
An epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.
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