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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoWhich numbers just won’t sit still?
Roamin’ numbers
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoWhy can’t your nose grow to be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoWho’s in charge in a pencil case?
The ruler.
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoWhy is 69 so scared of 70?
Because once they fought, and 71.
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoThe English book asked the Math book why he was so sad. You know what he said?
Because I have so many problems!
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoWhat don’t atheists do well with exponents?
Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoWhat do the moon and a dollar have in common?
They both have 4 quarters.
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.ago Do you know the special trick to turn seven into an even number?
Remove the s!
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoDid you know that there are three kinds of people in the world?
Here they are: people who can count and people who can’t.
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoDo you know why the two 4s didn’t go to the cafeteria for lunch?
They already 8!
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