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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoDo you know what type of math birds like best?
Owlgebra!
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.ago Do you know which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?
Geometry!
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.ago There was once a talking sheepdog. He ran up to the farmer and said “All 70 sheep are in the pen.”
The farmer said, “But I only counted 67!” The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.ago What’s the best way to get a math tutor?
An add!
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoA teacher asked her student “Why are you doing math on the floor?”
The student answered, “You told us not to use any tables!”
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoThe minus sign was talking to the positive sign.
The minus sign asked, “Are you sure I make a difference?” and the other sign said “I’m positive!”
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoWhy did the girl always wear glasses when doing math?
It improved her division!
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoIf you’re cold, go to the corner of the room.
It’s 90 degrees there!
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoDid you hear what the 0 said to the 8?
Nice belt!
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avatar Joker King 1 mon.agoDo you know the trick for making time fly?
Throw a clock out a window!
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