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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar vedicsun 1 year.agoWhen you go to church in the morning you say, “Amen.”
When you go to church in the evening you say, “Pmen.”
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avatar antonio84029 1 year.agoWhy is donkey Kong so good at karate?
Because he created Kong fu!
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avatar FanAdventurous9820 1 year.agoWhy did the chicken cross the road?
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avatar Noopie-McPoopie 1 year.agoWhy do Gillette razor blades always cut out the Sunday coupons?
They like to shave money.
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avatar AaliyahNoor 1 year.agoWhy did the walnut yell at the almond?
because he was going nuts
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avatar AaliyahNoor 1 year.agoWhy should you never ask a donut a question?
Because they donut (do not) know the answer.
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avatar AaliyahNoor 1 year.agoWhy was the picture sent to jail?
He was framed
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avatar No-Care857 1 year.ago🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
A bear walks into a country diner and takes a seat at the counter. He looks at the menu then says, "I want a grilled..." then he waits a long minute before adding the word, "cheese". "Why the big pause?" the server asks. "I don't know." the bear replies. "I was just born with them."
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avatar 2 year.agoWhat do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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avatar 2 year.agoWhy were the fish's grades bad?
They were all below sea level.
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