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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar humanaura 1 year.agoThe lost wallet
The antique shop was very crowded with people. An auction was in progress. A wealthy man sitting in the front row suddenly discovered that he had lost his wallet containing lot of money. On the advice of some people he stood up and announced that there is was a wallet of Such and such description which he had lost. He added that he would give £ 50 to anybody who gives him that wallet . From the back of the hall a man immediately stood up and shouted , "I'll give £100 for this wallet ".
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avatar I_am_not_groot 1 year.agoWhy does camping take so much energy?
Because it's in tents
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avatar Top-Use2859 1 year.agoWhy did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
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avatar Enough-Ear-6195 1 year.agoWhy don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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avatar Main_Design3495 1 year.agoWhat did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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avatar lie_flat34 1 year.agoWhat do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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avatar Next-Relief5611 1 year.agoWhy don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
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avatar Past_Ad2026 1 year.agoHow does a train eat?
It goes chew-chew!
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avatar bumblingbumble 1 year.agoWhat’s got a bottom at the top?
A leg
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avatar Past_Ad2026 1 year.agoWhy did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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