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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone?
Shell-fies
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later!
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avatar Baconboy340 2 year.agowhat do you call banana shoes?
slippers
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avatar theonethatworkshard 2 year.agoWhat do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snow-flakes.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoHow do fish get to school in the morning?
An octo-bus.
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avatar alexinacupp 2 year.agoWhat does a dog and music have in common?
They both have paws.
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avatar manvirhothi 2 year.agoA chicken walked into a library
and went up to the librarian. It said, "Book, book, book!" The librarian, confused but amused, handed the chicken a book. The chicken took it and left. The next day, the chicken came back, returned the book, and said, "Book, book, book!" The librarian gave it another book, and the chicken left. This continued for several days until the librarian finally decided to follow the chicken. She trailed the chicken to a nearby pond, where it dropped the book off to a frog. The frog looked at the book, then said, "Read-it, read-it!"
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhy was the bird sent to the principal's office?
It was caught tweeting.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A Scare-odactyl.
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