jokeKing logo

2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

All Tags
nsfwspoilerLongReligionWalks into a barBlondeKnock-Knock JokeMeanJokes ApprovedPoliticsdirtydadjokedarkjoke🍌jokes for kidmath jokesyo mama jokesclean dad joke
avatar MeepRJ 2 year.agoWhat did the owl say when he fell out of the tree?
Hoo pushed me?
13
2
avatar MeepRJ 2 year.agoWhy can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
17
0
avatar MeepRJ 2 year.agoWhy did the student throw a clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly
11
0
avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat did the photon eat for lunch?
A light snack.
19
0
avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat herb is the best singer in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
13
0
avatar wasted-notion 2 year.agoHow do zombies pay for expenses?
With bit-coin
18
0
avatar theonethatworkshard 2 year.agoWhat stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A stamp.
23
0
avatar theonethatworkshard 2 year.agoWhy did the kid eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
33
2
avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat is the most famous animal in the sea?
A star fish.
18
0
avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhere do you go to learn to make ice-cream?
Sundae school.
26
0
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆