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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar EndersGame_Reviewer 21 hr.agoRoman general and statesman Julius Caesar never once said "Thank you" in his entire life.
To be fair, he did not speak English.
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avatar Sodrohu 21 hr.agoI don't like removing the skin from bananas.
I just don't find it a-peel-ing.
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avatar Man-e-questions 21 hr.agoI woke up to the fire department banging at my door. I opened the door and they said that i need to evacuate immediately!
So i took 6 laxatives and washed it down with a cup of coffee
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avatar Joe_Gio 21 hr.agocan you guys stop posting nsfw jokes
they never work
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avatar ilikesidehugs 21 hr.agoMy wife got up after the doorbell rang and said, “Um, babe… that giant bowl and faucet is at the door again.”
I was like, “wow…let that sink in.”
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avatar BackgroundAdvice1 21 hr.agoSomeone from work asked if I'm on the spectrum
I said, "No, I'm not on spectrum internet."
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avatar Particular-Price2469 22 hr.agoWhy do elephants travel in herds?
Because their ears are so big.
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avatar scardeal 22 hr.agoWhat kind of car does a litigation lawyer drive?
A Sue-baru!
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 22 hr.agoWhat do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk!
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avatar Make_the_music_stop 23 hr.agoAn astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS.
He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee." The crewmate grinning: "In space no one can, here use cream."
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