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Why do elephants travel in herds?

Because their ears are so big.

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1. Girl's talk

Girl 1: What do I do? Girl 2: What's wrong? Girl 1: I think my boyfriend got me pregnant Girl 2: is it too late? Girl 1: about 2 months now Girl 2: Damn Girl 1: My mom's gonna kill me Girl 2: I bet that baby's thinking the same thing

2. Yo mama’s so fat, she went to Baskin Robins and by the time she left they were down to 2 flavours

3. I fell asleep and dreamt I was a car muffler.

I woke up exhausted.

4. Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Because 9 is 3 squared meals.

5. Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon. I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it,

this only applies if you can already swim without it.

6. What are mixed feelings?

It’s when you see your mother in law is falling down the cliff in your new Mercedes

7. yo mama round cuz she solve all her problems with pi

8. I’m a senior citizen and I’ve been looking into Artificial Intelligence. Apparently they have “Large Language Learning” and I’m thinking: hold on a darn minute, that’s not new…

We’ve had *Big Print* books for a long time!

9. A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

10. I dislike my chair with three broken legs.

In fact, I can’t stand it.

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