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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar ilikesidehugs 15 day.agoI asked my private Spanish tutor what ‘no sé’ meant. She said, “I don’t know…”
I’m like, “what the hell am I even paying you for??”
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avatar jungleboydotca 15 day.agoWhat candy was served after Trump's crypto-donor dinner?
Emolu-Mints!
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avatar Masselein 15 day.agoI don't like using cheap accommodations.
It can be a hostel environment.
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avatar Onereasonwhy 15 day.agoWhat kind of mouse walks on two feet?
'Umm not sure...' 'Micky Mouse. Now, what kind of duck walks on two feet?' 'Donald Duck?' 'No. All of em'
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avatar SupHomiess 15 day.agoI never saw the ending of Stephen King's IT Chapter 1
But I know it's going down well
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avatar Difficult-Safety-480 15 day.agoThey say dating German Women is awful.
They don't such dich.
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avatar MykoJai168 15 day.agoA photon checks into a hotel. Clerk ask can I take your baggage?
Photon says "no, I'm traveling light"
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avatar Jesse_Bitchman 15 day.agoA karen walked into my store last night and asked if she can see the manager!
Apparently, DEPENDS ON YOUR EYESIGHT, is not the correct response.
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avatar Slowloris81 15 day.agoMy house bore witness to a great prophecy that my toddler would be in timeout.
He denied there was sufficient evidence for punishment, but the writing was on the wall.
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avatar grabthespeed 16 day.agoShe got a boob job.
Her B’s have turned into C’s, for that I’ll give her an A.
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