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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar rybxn 2 day.agoWhy did the mathematician quit his job at the bakery?
Because every time he tried to integrate the recipe, the dough kept diverging.
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avatar One-Tomatillo2160 2 day.agoIf you ever go into an escape room, I have advice.
Just remember, resilience is key.
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avatar Dashover 2 day.agoI watch a lot of TV
I mean I work remotely
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avatar 1LuckyTexan 2 day.agoThis morning I rushed into the bathroom and told my mirror 'I have always hated you!'
It replied 'Wow, that just came outta right field.'
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avatar 97sundevil 2 day.agoI told my mirror a joke this morning.
It cracked up.
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avatar Liv1ng-the-Blues 2 day.agoTwo men were guests at a friend's bachelor party. "You know, in America, one in 20 men is gay", said the first man. "Statistically that means one of the guys here is homosexual. Who do you think it is?
" I hope it's Jeff, said the second man, "He's cute".
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avatar nonetakenback 2 day.agoI’ve always been told to cut those who are holding you back out of your life.
I’m now banned from rock climbing
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avatar BareMemories 2 day.agoPiercings
I saw a blonde with nipple piercings and asked her why she got them, she said, she was told that when you get older your boobs deflate, so she's trying to cap her air bags.
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avatar RadamHusane 2 day.agoAt the dinner table my friends parents would tell them:
"Finish your food, have you considered there's kids starving in Asia?". At my dinner table my parents would ask me "have you considered euthanasia?" I tell ya, no respect.
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avatar DaFoxtrot86 2 day.agoRemember that for a while, nail clippers weren't allowed on planes because apparently, they could be turned into a weapon
Open the cockpit door! Or the bitch loses a hangnail!
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