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avatar Jesse_Bitchman 2 day.agoWhen you have a bladder infection,
Urine Trouble!
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avatar QuicklyThisWay 2 day.agoWhy was the wind turbine starstruck when it met the solar panel?
Because it’s a huge fan.
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avatar jedidoesit 2 day.agoWell the Catholic Church had finally canonized the Patron Saint of those who copy emails to other people.
It's St. Francis of CC
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avatar DianKhan2005 2 day.agoPakistani Dad Jokes
What did the biryani say to the kebab? "Stop grilling me, bro!"
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avatar ilikesidehugs 2 day.agoA patient rushed in and said, “Doc, you gotta help me - a witch turned me into testicles!!”
I thought, *man*, *this* *guy* *is* *nuts*.
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avatar Immemike 2 day.agoWhat do you call a fake dad?
A faux pas.
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avatar Yokelele 2 day.agoWhat do you call a European subregion full of gossip and rumors?
Scandalnavia!
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avatar Burladden 2 day.agoWhy did Trump build a fence around his dog?
It was a border collie. (Not sure if this joke counts as political so feel free to not allow it)
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avatar FreeCelery8496 2 day.agoI have many hidden talents.
What are they? I don't know. They are all hidden.
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avatar T33NW01F 2 day.agoPolice are investigating a death involving a broken calculator. Currently there are no signs of foul play…
But something doesn’t add up
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avatar Datolite7 2 day.agoMy lizard kept going limp like he was playing dead.
Turns out he had a reptile disfunction.
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avatar PhilipWaterford 2 day.agoI have a remote that makes Tom run down a corridor in a suit.
Love cruise control.
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avatar Datolite7 2 day.agoWhat Star Wars character costs one buck?
Amidala
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avatar m1dlife-1derer 2 day.agoWhat does lighting put on when it’s too old for diapers?
Thunderwear
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avatar TheQuietKid22 2 day.agoI hate when people use double negatives.
That’s a big no-no.
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avatar HGMIV926 2 day.agoI have a friend who has never seen a single Keanu Reeves movie.
But it's okay, I got him up to Speed.
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avatar Seabiscuit_01 2 day.agoWhat is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
Alligators will see you later while crocodiles will see you after a while.
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avatar Jeansybaby 2 day.agoHow did the zombie get so good at dressing for Halloween?
They had total DEAD-ication
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avatar Yeomanroach 2 day.agoHow to you tell a formula 1 driver to come down from the clouds?
Land, o Norris.
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avatar ilikesidehugs 2 day.agoMy kid came up to me and said, “Dad…I was going through your things and found a top hat, a wand, a cape, decks of cards, and a crystal ball. Why do you keep all that stuff in your bedroom?”
Kneeling down I put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Because *that’s* where the magic happens.”
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