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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar VyxenPixel 8 mon.agoyo mama so fat she memorizes phone numbers by stepping on a scale
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avatar VyxenPixel 8 mon.agoyo mama so old genghis khan still owes her child support
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avatar Ridley_Himself 8 mon.agoYo mama so scary
she makes people evacuate *into* hurricanes.
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avatar Ridley_Himself 8 mon.agoYo mama so old...
her first car was *the* first car.
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avatar InvisibleScorpion7 8 mon.agoI know 5 idiots
And yo mama is 3 of them
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avatar 8 mon.agoYo mama so fat...
She gets her nails done at Sherwin-Williams
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avatar God-2008 8 mon.agoYo mama so lazy…
Even Grandpa Joe tells her to get out of bed
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avatar iFightRaccoons 8 mon.agoYo mama so fat..
When the moon comes out she turns into a warehouse
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avatar DeathBedMike 8 mon.agoYo mama is so fat… the earth was flat, until they buried her.
…and earthquakes are from the left over queefs trying to get out.
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avatar finalfrontier321 8 mon.agoYo mama so fat
Yo mama so fat she sank the city of Atlantis
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