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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Ok-Annual9258 6 mon.agoyo mama so fat
she ordered a fur coat an animal went extinct
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avatar Sparx0804 6 mon.agoYo momma so dumb
She tried to climb Mountain Dew…
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avatar J-Pom 6 mon.agoYo mama so old, her birth year is 0001.
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avatar J-Pom 6 mon.agoYo mama is so ugly, a guy fucked her and then got arrested for bestiality.
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avatar IllustriousValue300 6 mon.agoYo mama so stupid
She sits on the TV and watches the couch
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avatar Lovecraft813 6 mon.agoYo Mama So White
The SUN can't even look at HER directly
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avatar Butt3r_F1Y 6 mon.agoOk, I got a good one:
Yo mama so ugly, even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her.
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avatar TimelessTrance 6 mon.agoYo Mama so ugly jpeg artifacts help her complexion
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avatar Complete-Tea-856 6 mon.agoYo Mama
Yo mama so fat she spans R3 (linear algebra joke)
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avatar An0ma70us0n3 6 mon.agoYo mama so fat, when she jumped in America, she went all the way through China
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