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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar External_Side_7063 12 mon.agoWhy does Swiss cheese have holes in it?
So Jerry has a place to hide from Tom!
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avatar Possible_Slip7057 1 year.agoWhat would you choose? Money or wisdom?
Teacher: What would you choose? Money or wisdom? Little Johnny: Money! Teacher: You're mistaken, my boy... I would choose wisdom instead. Little Johnny: Well, everyone's short of something...
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avatar thedarkphoenix_ 1 year.agoWhy was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems
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avatar thedarkphoenix_ 1 year.agoWhat do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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avatar thedarkphoenix_ 1 year.agoWhat do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
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avatar thedarkphoenix_ 1 year.agoWhy did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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avatar thedarkphoenix_ 1 year.agoWhy did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
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avatar Appropriate-Suit6767 1 year.agoWhy did the cows cross the road?
To see why the chickens did.
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avatar drakculaa 1 year.agoThe doctor said he had to surgically remove my punchlines.
I asked him why, but...
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avatar Personal_Holiday9484 1 year.agoTwo thieves stole a calendar
They each got 6 months
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