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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Mehsicle 1 year.agoWhat do you find in a pirate ships toilet?
The captains log.
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avatar hackson 1 year.agoWhy did Christopher Columbus go straight to the bathroom when he landed in America?
He was incontinent.
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avatar 1 year.agoWhy did the man get fired from his job at the ice-cream store?
He couldn't work Sundaes.
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avatar 1 year.agoWhy did the man go to the yoghurt museum?
To get a little culture.
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avatar 1 year.agoWhat does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes its cloves off.
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avatar 1 year.agoWhat did the Mama cow say to the calf?
It's whey pasture bedtime.
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avatar 1 year.agoWhere do sheep go for a haircut?
The baa-baas.
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avatar Zahgurim65 1 year.agoWhy can't ducks fly upside down?
Because they'd quack up.
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avatar 1 year.agoWhat bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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avatar 1 year.agoWhat do you call a duck that gets straight A's in school?
A wise quacker.
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