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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar DazzlingDevon 2 year.ago2 Aerials meet on the roof..
Fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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avatar DeadPixel8506 2 year.agoOld McDonald had to hire a manager for the farm. The manager asked, "What's my title?"
Old McDonald said, "You're the C I E I O."
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avatar 2 year.agoWhy couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
He got lost at C.
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avatar 2 year.agoWhat is the best way to burn 500 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven.
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avatar 2 year.agoWhat is the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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avatar 2 year.agoWho do birds send Valentine's Day cards to?
Their *tweethearts.*
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avatar 2 year.agoHow do vampires start their letters?
*Tomb it may concern.*
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avatar PowerResponsibility 2 year.agoWhy did the northeastern US state go to the pet store?
To get a new hamster.
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avatar itllgetyuh 2 year.agoWhy was the pickle sad?
Because he was in a pickle
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avatar 2 year.agoWhich American state has a lot of cats and dogs?
Petsylvania.
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