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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhy did the astronaut's pants fall down?
He forgot to put on his asteroid belt.
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avatar theonethatworkshard 2 year.agoWhy did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhich is the shortest month?
May. It only has three letters.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoHow was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhere does seaweed look for work?
The ***kelp*** wanted ads.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhat is the hardest part of skydiving?
The ground.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhy is a baseball team like a pancake?
They both need a good batter.
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avatar Al_Caffeino 2 year.agoWhen is a tractor not a tractor?
When it turns into a field.
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avatar theonethatworkshard 2 year.agoWhat kind of key opens a banana?
A mon-key!
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