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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar BuzzyBug 1 mon.agoAfter some great sex, she lies there stroking his cock.
After some great sex, she lies there stroking his cock. He asks, “Do you want more sex?” “No,” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.”
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 1 mon.agoSex is like playing Bridge
if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
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avatar KittenBoyPlays 1 mon.agoWhat do rape victims and apps have in common?
They both shake when you hold them down. (Hopefully not too offensive for this sub😅)
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 1 mon.agoWhat do you call the lesbian version of a cock block?
A beaver dam.
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avatar ElieAJ21 1 mon.agoA genie tells a woman she can have 3 wishes, but the husband will get everything 10-fold.
- I want 100 mil $ - I want an IQ of 160 - I want a minor heart attack
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avatar Dark_Lord_Slytherin 1 mon.agoThe Waiter was happy he was getting a tip, but then glares at the Zombie couple, specially the boyfriend once he looked down. "Not that kind of Tip sir!"
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avatar ElieAJ21 1 mon.agoI was tickling my little brother's feet, then my mom shouted "Stop! Stop! Wait until he's born!"
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avatar RickSlimes 8 year.agoFor every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex.
Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge.
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