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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Eggo91 20 day.agoMy wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night
But I will recover
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avatar Man-e-questions 20 day.agoMy dad owned the largest shopping center in the city. But he died when the government took it away through eminent domain.
Doctors think it was a grand mall seizure.
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avatar The_Reddit_Wetting 20 day.agoWhat do you call the area where all the members of The Round Table live?
A knight’hood
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avatar TheQuietKid22 20 day.agoI will return the earbuds I bought recently.
It hertz when I wear it.
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avatar TheQuietKid22 20 day.agoDid you hear of the tired broom?
He was feeling very sweepy
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avatar dreadful_name 20 day.agoI’m off to see ‘HR - The Movie’ tomorrow
This time it’s personnel!
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avatar ilikesidehugs 20 day.agoI asked my wife what was wrong, and she said she was still mad at me for all the times I used to randomly say “pathatsst” to her.
I’m like, “C’mon babe, that’s in the past.”
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avatar SonOfWestminster 20 day.agoIBM
U BM, we all BM, for IBM!
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avatar tadashi4 20 day.agoI was walking at a sidewalk and a Crow stopped me:
-Would you like to donate to a charity? -What's the name of the charity? -CAW CAW CAW CAW. It's four good caws.
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avatar Left-Distribution-13 20 day.agoI was in the bar last night when the waitress yells "Does anyone know CPR?"
I yelled back "I know all those letters!" Everyone laughed, well except this one guy.
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