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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Bright-Historian-216 16 day.agoThe hydrogen atom was confused to see its electron gone.
"Ion get it."
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avatar ssttuueeyy 16 day.agoWhat has 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
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avatar GiborDesign 16 day.agoYesterday I drank too much alcohol and tied together every piece of cord I found in my house.
Obviously I thought to myself: "Wine knot?"
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avatar Various-Canary7311 16 day.agoI always rip out a fart when someone talks behind my back.
Unfortunately for him, I couldn't control my diahrrea that day.
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avatar Make_the_music_stop 16 day.agoMy best friend loves Batman. So I said to him after our 6th beer: “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?”
Him (rolling his eyes): “Go on, then.” So I growl: “**NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!**” Him: “That’s Superman.” Me: “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
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avatar dune_know 16 day.agoWhat do you call a charged particle with feelings?
An emot-ion...
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avatar NabrenX 16 day.agoI always think outside of the box
Especially because there is never one around when I need it!
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avatar Post_Nuclear_Messiah 16 day.agoWhat's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I've never paid $20 to have a lentil on my face.
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 16 day.agoI hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly
She's not your friend anymore
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avatar WankingAsWeSpeak 16 day.agoThey say you are what you eat. So, what happens if you eat aluminum foil?
You sheet metal
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