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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Rav4xle 4 year.agoThere was a homeless man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the train station this morning.
Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box. He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you." "No problem." I smiled. He looked at me again and said, "It's empty." I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."
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avatar chaotic_asparagus 4 year.agoWhat's the difference between a feminist and a pencil
The pencil has a point
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avatar TheSlaveRipper 4 year.agoHow do you waste an idiot's time?
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avatar JuantanamoBayII 4 year.agoWhy can’t feminists do algebra?
When they see an x and a y they get triggered.
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avatar bazzabee123 4 year.agoI like to give the families of coma victims hope....
By placing a half eaten sandwich in their hand
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avatar fatnakedninja 4 year.agoI like my coffee how I like my coffee
Ground up and in my freezer.
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avatar nthensome 4 year.agoCucumbers are really good for your memory...
My uncle shoved one up my ass when I was a kid & I've never forgotten about it.
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avatar Samsmella 4 year.agoHow many black guys does it take to start a movement?
-1
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avatar ElijahCheech64 4 year.agoPlaying Kobe on NBA 2k
Hopefully it doesn’t crash on me
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avatar Rav4xle 4 year.agoSomeone made a post offending handicapped people, but I didn’t reply.
The comments were disabled.
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