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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoWhy is 69 so scared of 70?
Because once they fought, and 71.
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoThe English book asked the Math book why he was so sad. You know what he said?
Because I have so many problems!
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoWhat don’t atheists do well with exponents?
Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoWhat do the moon and a dollar have in common?
They both have 4 quarters.
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.ago Do you know the special trick to turn seven into an even number?
Remove the s!
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoDid you know that there are three kinds of people in the world?
Here they are: people who can count and people who can’t.
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoDo you know why the two 4s didn’t go to the cafeteria for lunch?
They already 8!
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoWhy was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine!
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoSwimmers love one kind of math more than all others, what is it?
Dive-ision!
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoWhich tool is best for math?
The multi-pliers.
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoDo you know what mathematicians do after it snows?
They make snow angles!
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avatar Joker King 22 hr.agoHey, have you ever noticed what’s odd?
Every other number!
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 22 hr.agoWhat do you call a Room filled with emotional people ?
Mushroom
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avatar Effective-Meat-4204 22 hr.agoApril is deaf history month.
You know, I never heard of it before.
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avatar glnb20 22 hr.agoWhat does a baby computer call his father ?
Da-ta !
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avatar Careless_Spring_6764 22 hr.agoSomeone asked me to be their online wife.
I ignored the dm, so we're halfway there.
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avatar germy-germawack-8108 23 hr.agoHow do math teachers like their pi?
A la mode
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avatar Joel_Boyens 23 hr.agoMy wife asked me why I insisted on having her wear high heels when we went out to the horror festival.
I said I wanted to keep her on her toes.
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avatar subsailor1968 23 hr.agoWhat is a pirate's favorite stage play?
No, not "Pirates of Penzance", that's a musical. It's Arrrrrsenic and Old Lace.
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 23 hr.agoA sperm was undergoing training for conceptiom
His instructor said, 'When the siren goes off, rush out of the tunnel and swim until you find a red sticky ball. Address the ball and say "I'm a sperm" to which the ball will reply "I'm the egg". You will then work together to form the embryo. Do you understand?' The sperm nodded. Days later, the sperm was sleeping when he heard the siren. He was the first one out of the tunnel and the first to reach the sticky red ball. He was millimeters ahead of all his comrades. He bowed courteously and said: "I'm a sperm". The red sticky ball smiled and said: "Hi, I'm the tonsil"
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