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avatar Joker King 14 hr.agoWhy was six afraid of seven?
Because seven, eight, nine!
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avatar Joker King 14 hr.agoSwimmers love one kind of math more than all others, what is it?
Dive-ision!
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avatar Joker King 14 hr.agoWhich tool is best for math?
The multi-pliers.
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avatar Joker King 14 hr.agoDo you know what mathematicians do after it snows?
They make snow angles!
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avatar Joker King 14 hr.agoHey, have you ever noticed what’s odd?
Every other number!
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avatar KingUnderTheMoon 1 day.agoPencil and Pen
If you mix a pencil and a pen, is it a Penstill?
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avatar BrandyAid 1 day.agoMath is hard, 15+15 is thirty…
But 16+16 is thirty too
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avatar ludvigvanb 1 day.agoMy friend has been strange lately and now he says he's convinced that the Earth is flat!
I see that he's just not a baller anymore.
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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 1 day.agoMath is hard
15+15=thirty but 16+16=thirty too
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avatar mole555 1 day.agoI gave all my dead batteries away today
Free of charge
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avatar mole555 1 day.agoA jumper cable walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
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avatar norrisdt 1 day.agoIf you tickle a dad to death….
You’re liable to get arrested for mans laughter.
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avatar alanmitch34 1 day.agoA little know law of the monarchy. When a king is just one foot tall....
He is known simply as a ruler
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avatar Old-Assignment-1458 1 day.agoDid you hear?
They won’t be making yardsticks any longer.
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avatar drewpyqb 1 day.agoI once knew a guy with a speech impediment. He'd add "s" to words randomly.
He was a server for a brief time, but it didn't work out. Patrons with certain dietary requirements would come in and next thing you know he's telling them the food they are about to eat is, indeed, 100% vegans.
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avatar yerguyses 1 day.agoTalented shrimp
You mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!
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avatar Slaureto 1 day.agoLadies. Mansplaining is short for…
Man explaining.
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avatar alphagold1 1 day.agoSuperman had an uncle who was a baker
His name was Bag-El
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avatar Mysterious-Diet9187 1 day.agoMe: "Do you have any books on how to speak?"
Librarian: "What?" Me: "Yes, that one."
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avatar Mysterious-Diet9187 1 day.agoWhat do you call a guy who bombs on stage telling death jokes?
A suicide bomber.
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