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50 Hilarious Jokes for Kids: Clean & Family-Friendly Laughs!

Looking for kid-friendly jokes that everyone will love? Discover our collection of 50 clean, hilarious jokes perfect for family fun, school activities, and laugh-out-loud moments. Safe, silly, and sure to delight children ages 5-12!

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avatar 3 year.agoWhat is a balloon's least favourite type of music?
Pop!
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avatar GrowthNo1324 3 year.agoWhat’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
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avatar Steverobm 3 year.agoI've heard that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet
But the only ones I've seen had four.
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avatar Steverobm 3 year.agoI really don't like Russian dolls
They're so full of themselves
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avatar 3 year.agoHow does a bee brush its hair?
With a honey-comb.
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avatar 3 year.agoWhat do you do with a rubber trumpet?
Join an elastic band.
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avatar 3 year.agoWhat lies at the bottom of the sea and trembles?
A nervous wreck.
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avatar 3 year.agoA guy goes to the doctor...
he walks into the doctor's office, and says *'I haven't been feeling great recently, i wondered if you could look me over?'* The doctor looks up at the guy and notices he has a carrot up his nose and asparagus stuck in both ears. The doctor quickly says *'I know exactly what your problem is;* ***you're not eating right!****'.*
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avatar 3 year.agoWhy isn't R a pirate's favourite letter?
Because his first love is the C.
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avatar 3 year.agoWhat helps chickens to wake up early in the morning?
An alarm cluck.
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