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avatar Prize_Depth_2793 1 year.agoYOU'RE LIKE THE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE
I want to go down on you when you go to pieces
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avatar nightfall1661 1 year.agoWhat's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor
Dark humor is 15 body's in one dumpster, morbid humor is one body in 15 dumpsters
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avatar Least-Addition4665 1 year.agoWhat’s the difference between sand and vaginal discharge?
You can’t gargle sand.
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avatar kickypie 1 year.agoA good looking girl waved at me today…
but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.
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avatar kickypie 1 year.agoYou think 7 years is bad luck for breaking a mirror???
Try breaking a condom
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avatar bofpisrebof 1 year.agoEverybody wants to be special until they learn they've got a rare disease.
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avatar FiestyLlama 1 year.agoWhat's got yellow skin and is sour?
My jaundice, abusive father
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avatar 1 year.agoWhat do you call an orphan whose parents are still alive?
A mistake
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avatar 1 year.agoMy son came home from school crying because someone told him that Santa wasn’t real
I kneeled down to him, put my hand on his shoulder and said “Yeah Kiddo sorry, but neither are you”
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avatar 1 year.agoSome People are just ungrateful, If I take the effort to cook you breakfast and iron your clothes, SAY THANK YOU
Don’t scream “wHo aRe yOu!?? hOw dId yOu gEt iNtO mY hOuSe??!! wHeRe’S mY hUsBaNd??!!” Jeez the nerve of some people :(
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