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avatar AppearanceSeparate93 2 day.agoShow me your best "Tom Swifties"
I remember laughing at these for like an hour a couple years ago! I also saw a post like this from 2 years ago, on this subreddit, so credit to that guy for this idea. My favourites: "Hey! Use your own hairbrush!", Tom bristled. "Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete!", Tom repeated. "Woah! Is that Spider-Man?", Tom marvelled.
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avatar berkleysquare 2 day.agoI got a big discount on an expensive painting I bought because it was badly scratched by a cat.
It was a Clawed Monet.
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avatar CorndogConspiracy237 2 day.agoThe chefs in my local restaurant have been arguing about the correct temperature to heat the soup.
Tensions have finally reached a boiling point.
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avatar schnoodz 2 day.agoWhat do you call the mirror aisle at Walmart?
Self-Checkout
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avatar Yokelele 2 day.agoAs a monk, Mendel had to keep his children a secret…
They were human beans, after all!
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avatar mtytfto 2 day.agoLeftovers
The waiter asked if I wanted the box for my leftovers, I told him I don’t like to fight.
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avatar rayzon1 2 day.agoWhat do you call vegan bbq ribs?
Fibs
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avatar cessna120 2 day.agoThe author of the Iliad tried comedy before he got into poetry, but couldn't make anyone laugh.
People have no appreciation for Homer.
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avatar ZollersFan 2 day.agoWhy did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal.
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avatar barewear2267 2 day.agoIf two wrongs don't make a right what does two rights make?
The opposite direction
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