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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar Rossum81 3 day.agoWhen I bailed my friend out from jail, he had a giant lizard clinging to his leg.
Apparently the court ordered him to wear an ankle monitor.
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avatar sulldanivan 3 day.agoWhat shoes should you wear to make a bank deposit?
New Balance.
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avatar KyleLSmith 3 day.agoWho never needs an appointment?
Christopher Walk-in.
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avatar te0b0 3 day.agoWhat did the elephant say to the naked man?
It's cute, but can you breathe through it?
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avatar BrandyAid 3 day.agoWhy do girls with cold hands make great mechanics?
Because they are naturals at tightening nuts.
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avatar Chai-Tea-Rex-2525 3 day.agoI thought she wanted to talk about structural linguistics,
But now I’m not Saussure.
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avatar GiborDesign 3 day.agoYou should never play poker in a wash saloon.
You never know, what your opponents mean, when they say "I fold'.
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avatar 8bitPete 3 day.agoApparently im a bad husband because i ruined our anniversary..
..Obviously shes just looking for an argument, i didn't even know it was our anniversary.
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avatar GiborDesign 3 day.agoDon't fall in love with a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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avatar MyGlitteris 3 day.agoWhat's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans
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