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2000 Best Dad Jokes for Family Gatherings – Instant Icebreaker!

Need to lighten the mood at family events? These dad jokes are guaranteed to get eye rolls… and laughter! Save this list for your next reunion.

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avatar mfishing 2 day.agoPickle Puns
My daughter, she’s addicted to pickles, it’s a real sour situation. I don’t know how to dill with it. Seeing children without this addiction makes me green with envy, eventually, I think she’ll be vine.
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avatar uriahneedsausername 2 day.agoWhat might a gardener call his trusty hand-fitted plow?
His homi
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avatar Ok_Zombie_8354 2 day.agoWent to therapy with my emotional support goat...
But I couldn't get a word out...he was always butting in!
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 2 day.agoAnd then there was the time I was visiting my cousin Scottie just after Halloween and her little granddaughter was sitting on the couch screaming at her basket of candy so I asked her, “What’s up with all the noise?”
she said, “ I’m giving a shoutout to my peeps!”
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avatar Healthy_Ladder_6198 2 day.agohave you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle?
It has an X-O-skeleton.
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avatar Yokelele 2 day.agoHave you heard about the German adaptation of a popular video game?
They’re calling it Meincraft!
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avatar SonOfWestminster 2 day.agoWhat do you call a Pikachu that plays the accordion?
A Polkamon!
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avatar Jeff7760 2 day.agoWhat did Aladdin do after he broke Princess Jasmine's globe?
He bought her a Whole New World.
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avatar icecream_dragon 2 day.agoWhat mouthwash brand causes severe burns when it touches your skin?
Blisterine
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avatar Sid_Krishna_Shiva 2 day.agoWhat do you call a Room filled with emotional people ?
Mushroom
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